"Pie canâ€™t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, itâ€™s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebodyâ€™s drunk in the kitchen."

-- Jim Gaffigan

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“My cloud photographs are equivalents of my most profound life experiences, my basic philosophy of life. All art is an equivalent of the artistâ€™s most profound life experiences.”

Source : Alfred Stieglitz, Dorothy Norman (1976). “Alfred Stieglitz”
“This October, we renew the fight against domestic violence and abuse in America. Together, we can eliminate domestic violence from homes across the country and ensure that our children grow up in healthy, peaceful communities.”
“This powerful, practical book, based on years of proven and profi table experience, shows you how to leverage your special talents to maximize the opportunities surrounding you. The Compound Effect is a treasure chest of ideas for achieving greater success than you ever thought possible!”
“In reality, Republicans have long been at war with clean energy. They have ridiculed investments in solar and wind power, bashed energy-efficiency standards, attacked state moves to promote renewable energy and championed laws that would enshrine taxpayer subsidies for fossil fuels while stripping them from wind and solar.”
“To garden is to let optimism get the better of judgment.”
“The advertisement is one of the most interesting and difficult of modern literary forms.”
“Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.”

Source : John James Audubon, Christoph Irmscher (1999). “Writings and drawings”
“We cannot do better than to accept the standards of other times, and to adapt them to our uses.”

Source : Elsie De Wolfe (1975). “The house in good taste”, Ayer Co Pub

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