"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."

-- Kathy Griffin

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“The chunks of comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 were so large, and were moving so fast, that each hit Jupiter with at least the equivalent energy of the dinosaur-killing collision between Earth and an asteroid 65 million years ago. Whatever damage Jupiter sustained, one thing is for sure: it's got no dinosaurs left.”
“My personal story is that my father was a ***** addict and a ***** dealer and has been in and out of prison my entire life, he's been arrested sixty times. I also have an older brother addicted to crack cocaine who's been in and out of prison so it was really important for me to tell a story that shows the humanity and the journey of a man getting of our prison and trying to re-acclimate into society. It's apart of our community that we have stereotypes and ideas about but we don't actually know much about it, unless we know someone personally.”

Source : Source: lasentinel.net
“You have the power to help people become winners.”
“You are - all your experience just kind of accumulates, and the novel takes a richness of its own simply because it has the weight of all those years that one's put into it.”
“You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.”

Source : Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”
“My biggest mentor is myself because I've had to study, so that's been my biggest influence.”

Source : "Brendan Rodgers readies Swansea City for the big time". Interview With Jamie Jackson, www.theguardian.com. May 29, 2011.
“There are really no serious arguments for communion in the hand. But there are the most gravely serious kinds of arguments against it.”
“Power properly understood is nothing but the ability to achieve purpose... one of the great problems of history is that the concepts of love and power have usually been contrasted as opposites --- polar opposites --- so that love is identified with a resignation of power, and power with a denial of love... What is needed is a realization that power without love is reckless and abusive, and love without power is sentimental and anemic. Power at its best is love implementing the demands of justice, and justice at its best is power correcting everything that stands against love.”

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