Levi Johnston famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • When I fart my ***** makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

  • We turn our backs on nature; we are ashamed of beauty. Our wretched tragedies have a smell of the office clinging to them, and the blood that trickles from them is the color of printer's ink.

  • We don't forget.... Our heads may be small, but they are as full of memories as the sky may sometimes be full of swarming bees, thousands and thousands of memories, of smells, of places, of little things that happened to us and which came back, unexpectedly, to remind us who we are.

  • Well, have you ever thought of bathing?' I asked, turning away. 'No one wants to hire a wizard who smells worse than their outhouse. And who knows what creatures are living in that hair?

  • He doesn't bring many girls round unless they're part of a job - but also 'cause his smell can sometimes kill kittens.

  • Films are like oxygen for me.

  • Many years ago it was taught that plants and animals were composed of different materials: plants, of a chemical substance of three elements,- carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen; animals of one of four elements, nitrogen being added to the other three.

  • Now, of my threescore years and ten, Twenty will not come again.

  • Med students panic their first year when they learn all the diseases. It's not until the second year that they learn the cures.

  • Dear Mr. and Mrs. Obama, Thank you for sending me Christmas and New Year greetings yet again. Welcome back to India... Would have loved to host you at my concert in Baroda on the 26th!

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