"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

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George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Atheist Quotes

“I do think we need heroes. It gives people hope and an example to follow.”

Source : Interview with Steven Soderbergh, www.interviewmagazine.com. February 26, 2015.
“Sometimes one appears to have more freedom than one actually possesses. It is easy to see what one wishes to see.”
“To me, a film is like a piece of architecture. There are so many details that all, in the end, end up being one thing.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Dare to begin! He who postpones living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.”
“Michele Flournoy, by the way, is not just a talented and bright person. She was Hillary Clinton's secretary of defense in-waiting. So for her to give General [James] Mattis her support, that says something significant.”
“The tunnels of our lives connect, coming to daylight at the oddest moments, and then plunge us into the dark again. We return to the lives of those who have gone before us, a perplexing mÃ¶bius strip until we come home, eventually, to ourselves.”

Source : Colum McCann (2013). “TransAtlantic: A Novel”, p.227, Random House
“Your practice should be strengthened by the difficult situations you encounter, just as a bonfire in a strong wind is not blown out, but blazes even brighter.”
“You have touched my heart in so many ways with your gentle tenderness, I am lost forever in your love.”

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