"Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it."

-- David Sedaris

#Humorous Quotes #Mind Quotes #Looks Quotes

“Death is easier than a wretched life; and better never to have born than to live and fare badly.”
“Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.”
“The record industry is a world within itself.”
“..the rich ate and drank freely, accepting gout and apoplexy as things that ran mysteriously in respectable families...”
“There's this large trend - I think the next trend in the Web, sort of Web 2.0 - which is to have users really express, offer, and market their own content, their own persona, their identity.”
“I felt like I had to prove myself, but I feel that you have to do that anyway, as an actor. You're there to do a job, and that's your primary concern.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“In all Diseases, strengthen the part of the Body afflicted.”

Source : Nicholas Culpeper (1832). “Culpeper's Complete Herbal, and English Physician ... To which is annexed, The British Florist, or Flower garden displayed, etc. With plates, including a portrait”, p.336
“I admit that Mendeleev has two wives, but I have only one Mendeleev.”

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