"Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?"

-- Dennis Miller

#Hair Quotes #Doe Quotes #Cost Quotes

“When you can assume that your audience holds the same beliefs you do, you can relax and use more normal means of talking to it; when you have to assume that it does not, then you have to make your vision apparent by shock -- to the hard of hearing you shout, and for the almost-blind you draw large and startling figures.”
“Looks fade. Brains don't.”
“There's usually a few people who are like, "Say... what would that look like on our channel?" Interest can be expressed without directly expressing interest.”
“Facts are the soil from which the story grows. Imagination is a last resort.”
“The religion I have is music. Even the times I have headaches, when I'm singing, I can't feel them. My dad used to say that, too, especially near the end of his life. He would be in pain - a lot of pain - and he said the only time when he didn't feel pain was when he performed and sang.”

Source : Interview with Antonino D'Ambrosio, www.sharedhost.progressive.org. September 21, 2010.
“No salesman can ever guarantee you a grant from any government or non-profit organization.”
“When I was a kid, I have two dreams. I want to be a baseball player. Hometown, Hiroshima, has a Japanese baseball franchise team called Hiroshima Carps. You know, and then I want to be a sushi chef. I want to make own restaurant - sushi restaurant.”

Source : "Talk Asia", www.cnn.com. February 11, 2012.
“The United States remains the only major country on earth that doesn't guarantee health care to all of our people. And yet we are spending almost twice as much per capita. We have a massively dysfunctional health care system. And I do believe in a Medicare for all single-payer system, whether a small state like Vermont can lead the nation, which I certainly hope we will, or whether it's California or some other state.”

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