"We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us."

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Joan Rivers

#Apology Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Watches Quotes

“I'm a home cook and love to read about food, but I'm not trained as a chef. I'm just really into cooking and passionate about it.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The people of Maine were tired of being in debt and tired of being overtaxed.”

Source : "Gov. LePage: We're Fixing Problems in Maine". Interview with Stuart Varney, www.foxnews.com. July 18, 2011.
“Teachers can change lives with just the right mix of chalk and challenges.”
“Probably. Definitely. I love to play finals. I love to play on the big stadiums. This is something really special. It doesn't feel like just a normal tournament for me - it's something more, more, more.”
“After a couple of failed attempts, I came up with a weird tuning where I was dropping the G string down a step so that it became a seventh, and it got me to a place where I could play all these figures fairly easily. It was not an easy thing to work out.”
“MANY MANAGE TO SEPARATE THEIR LIFE FROM THEIR FILMS. THEY LIVE ONE WAY AND EXPRESS OTHER IDEAS IN THEIR WORKS. THEY ARE ABLE TO SPLIT THEIR CONSCIENCE. I CAN'T. TO ME CINEMA IS NOT JUST MY JOB: IT'S MY LIFE, AND EACH FILM IS AN ACT OF MY LIFE.”
“People are always very nice.”
“Freedom is not an achievement but an opportunity.”

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