"Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico."

-- Jay Leno

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“My favorite piece of music is the one we hear all the time if we are quiet.”
“As a doc, though, I've seen what happens when people are under a lot of stress. Doesn't always bring out their best. When people are scared, they get angry. They'll do things they never thought they would. They'll bargain and compromise in order to survive; they'll chase after miracle cures and believe just about anything so long as it gives them hope. When hope fails, then watch out. Some people get brutal. They'll turn on each other; they'll become their own worst enemies.”

Source : Ilsa J. Bick (2011). “Ashes”, p.347, Carolrhoda Lab ™
“A chair's function is not just to provide a place to sit; it is to provide a medium for self-expression. Chairs are about status, for example. Or signalling something about oneself. That's why the words chair, seat and bench have found themselves used to describe high status professions, from academia to Parliament to the law.”
“He will risk half his fortune in the stock market with less reflection that he devotes to the selection of a medium-priced automobile.”
“Peter: Oh, the cleverness of me. Wendy: Of course, I did nothing... Peter: You did a little. Wendy: Oh, the cleverness of you.”
“Freedom of expression does not extend to insulting the Prophets of Allah...”

Source : "Radical imam Anjem Choudary on Charlie Hebdo attack". "Hannity" with Sean Hannity, www.foxnews.com. January 8, 2015.
“I realized I wasn't going to find a man until I was willing to expose myself to possible harm, to assume the risks of rejection and betrayal and heartbreak that came along with caring about someone. Someday, I promised myself, I would be ready for that kind of risk.”
“I want to keep growing. I should take a couple steps every year if I want to be one of the best players in the league.”

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