"A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you."

-- Greg Behrendt

#Men Quotes #Fire Quotes #Elephants Quotes

“At the end of the day, men like Donald Trump need to be given that which they themselves dispense: clear messages. I would confront him as clearly and explicitly as possible. It is not only the right, but also the duty, of the leader of a German government to do that.”
“She liked to imagine that when she passed, the world looked after her, but she also knew how anonymous she was. Except when she was at work, no one knew where she was at any time of day and no one waited for her. It was immaculate anonymity.”
“I grew up in the Bronx. The Bronx teaches you to survive. It's like, 'Bring it on!'”
“Whoever makes me unhappy for a day, I will make suffer a lifetime.”
“Let me explain something you already know. I'm from Texas and we understand the nature of a border. From what I've seen, vigilant Texans are being ordered to stand down and allow criminals to pass. Mr. President, prepare to see Texans ignoring those orders.”
“I know the Russian political elite has got used to the Ukraine suffering from an inferiority complex, but I want this to disappear from our relationship.”
“Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.”
“If we are to transform the world, we must first begin by transforming ourselves.”

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