"Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife."

-- Milton Berle

#Nice Quotes #Valentine Quotes #Holiday Quotes

“Maybe da Vinci didnâ€™t serve lamb in his painting of the Last Supper, but there was room for interpretation. Jesus himself was the lamb led to the slaughter.”
“you're a product just as much. a product of a product. the people who design cars, they're products, your teachers, products. the minister in your church, another product.”
“Women have always been spies”
“As I lay me down to sleep, this I pray. That you will hold me, dear. Though I'm far away, I whisper your name into the sky. And I will wake up happy.”
“People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.”
“There's one thing I've always known: You can let people suspect anything else about you, but you must never let them suspect you of knowing what you're doing.”
“why, the only reason for religion is that it can make you, keep you safe. If religion weren't true, then there would be no salvation, no comfort for being alive and alone, there would be nothing but living and dying - no, that cannot be so ... of course religion is true and will save me ...”
“You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.”

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