"The Bible says gays arent natural. What, and a talking snake is?!"

-- Russell Howard

#Gay Quotes #Snakes Quotes #Talking Quotes

“I'm not an expert here. I'm talking about an experience I had rather than something I intellectually worked out. From what I can gather, the original mystery religions are still, largely, as the name suggests, mysterious. But they are associated with intoxication, fertility and resurrection.”
“I just love all the music. My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters, Harold Arlen, George Gershwin, all those folks. I can't do it, but I have a profound respect for it.”
“Where is the expectation of privacy in the commission of a crime?”
“I always find it more difficult to say the things I mean than the things I don't.”
“Get up my friend. If you're still breathing, there's still time enough for greatness.”
“China has no income tax, no unemployment and not a single soldier outside its borders.”
“Great leaders donâ€™t try to be perfect. They try to be themselves. And thatâ€™s what makes them great.”
“Conformism is so hot on the heels of the mass-produced avant-garde that the 'ins' and the 'outs' change places with the speed of mach 3.”

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