"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldnâ€™t find any."

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Source : "Tommy Cooper: the best quotes" by Michael Hogan, www.theguardian.com. April 22, 2014.

Tommy Cooper

#Camouflage Quotes

“Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.”
“I love innovation, I love competing. I hate my competitors. You cannot be in the world of business when you don't have this consciousness of winning.”

Source : Source: www.cbsnews.com
“Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?”

Source : Caroline Paul (2013). “Lost Cat: A True Story of Love, Desperation, and GPS Technology”, p.140, A&C Black
“That is basically me, and although I have done many things in my life - conducting, playing piano, and so on - what is fundamental is my being a composer.”
“God has blessed me with an amazing family, friends and work colleagues that have been my joy, my support, and my sanity. I don't know what I'd do without them.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“They've asked me to do this temporarily. I don't know what temporarily means. Life is temporary.”
“Some things you can only learn in the struggle. When it's easy, when everything is going your way, that doesn't take any faith.”
“One of the things that's amazing about reading the private writing of these folks is that they enthusiastically describe things which we have now seen, and which are widely regarded as unappealing. They'll write, "It's going to be beautiful, we're going to have a town of 1,000 stone buildings that are all identical." And we as modern readers think, we've seen that; that's bad Soviet architecture or a public housing project. Nobody fantasizes about living there.”

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