"I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense."

-- Chelsea Handler

#Stupid Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“Logic is a large drawer, containing some useful instruments, and many more that are superfluous. A wise man will look into it for two purposes, to avail himself of those instruments that are really useful, and to admire the ingenuity with which those that are not so, are assorted and arranged.”
“Life is filled with things you don't expect, but the Bible tells us to respond by trusting God and continuing to worship him,”
“Faith, Princess," the Prism Cat repeated. "It is a highly underrated weapon against the dark things in this world.”
“Before all things, the Teacher of Peace and the Master of Unity would not have prayer made singly and individually, as for one who prays only for himself. For we do not say, "My Father, who art in heaven"... Our prayer is public and common; and when we pray, we pray not for one, but for the whole people, because we the whole people are one.”
“But, for instance, when I was awfully young, I read all the Oz books. They were an enormous influence on me.”
“My fate has been that what I undertook was fully understood only after the fact.”
“I--love's skein upon the ground, My body in the tomb-- Shall leap into the light lost In my mother's womb.”
“Even if a story has nothing to do with my life, if I can recognise something of myself in the character and think, 'Oh yeah, that's what I'd do...' Yeah, that's what I look for.”

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