"The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face."

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Source : "The News Quiz", BBC Radio 4, November 2008.

Jeremy Hardy

#Past Quotes #Hypocrisy Quotes #Faces Quotes

“You have to know you can win. You have to think you can win. You have to feel you can win.”
“The Buddhas had to be destroyed by the Taliban to get the world thinking about Afghanistan.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I'm involved in too many things. I have a Web site I'm working on.”
“An electron is an electron, but you can decide where to send your electric-bill payment. You can't redirect the electrons, but you can your dollars. The dollars will drive generation choices.”
“You know they're just looking for wrinkles and cellulite.”

Source : "Washington Post Feature - Morgan Fairchild Coo, Coo, Ca-choo". Interview with Chip Crews, www.morganfairchild.com.
“Following straight lines shortens distances, and also life.”

Source : "Voices". Book by Antonio Porchia, 1943.
“What I am in search of is not so much the gratification of a curiosity or a passion for worldly life, but something far less conditional. I do not wish to go out into the world with an insurance policy in my pocket guaranteeing my return in the event of a disappointment, like some cautious traveller who would be content with a brief glimpse of the world. On the contrary, I desire that there should be hazards, difficulties and dangers to face; I am hungry for reality, for tasks and deeds, and also for privation and suffering.”
“I regard myself as a woman who has seen much of life.”

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