"Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?"

-- Jay Leno

#Lasts Quotes #Minutes Quotes #Said Quotes

“Belief is a form of infantilism. There is no ground for believing anything.”
“Accepting that your imperfections and so-called negative attributes are part of what makes you unique will help you to stop continually trying to be someone or something that you are not.”

Source : Beverly Engel (2011). “AARP The Nice Girl Syndrome: Stop Being Manipulated and Abused--and Start Standing Up for Yourself”, p.59, John Wiley & Sons
“If sexual intercourse, as the poets tell us, began in 1963, it was another decade and a half before the American political system began to take notice.”
“The human mind is kind of like a piÃ±ata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piÃ±ata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.”
“Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife and your family are. It's the emotional place where you feel like you're not away from it.”
“Democracy is beautiful in theory; in practice it is a fallacy.”

Source : to Edwin L James of the New York Times, 1928.
“I have redefined the so-called East-West relationship as essentially one of conflict, while it had previously been treated in romantic terms.”

Source : "Sudanese novelist Tayeb Salih dies aged 80" by Alison Flood, www.theguardian.com. February 19, 2009.
“It's been a lifetime of trying to have less beef. Beef comes very naturally to me. I was born with my dukes up, but that's not always necessary anymore. I have to retrain myself.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

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