"I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!"

-- Milton Berle

#Hurt Quotes #Teaching Quotes #Curves Quotes

“Anarchy may await America, due to the daily injustices suffered by the people.”
“I think great businessmen are more likely made than born. I don't know if it's from your upbringing, your parental background, the struggles you go through. In my own particular situation, I left school at 15 and I was struggling to survive in the jungle and that was a great education. So I think just getting out there, hands on, learning to survive teaches you a lot.”
“I wanted to compete at the highest level again - and that's the NBA.”
“Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.”
“The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.”

Source : Maureen Johnson (2009). “The Key to the Golden Firebird”, Harper Collins
“Yes, I was beaten on every part of my body, and the marks are still on my body.”
“When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.”

Source : Janet Evanovich (2007). “Twelve Sharp”, p.325, Macmillan
“...you don't need to be technically great, because if you have a strong philosophy people will be moved by your pictures regardless.”

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