"If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?"

-- Brian Regan

#Stupid Quotes #Smart Quotes #Science Quotes

“If you think about the impact of climate change, it should be how a doctor would deal with the problem. A scientific hypothesis is tested to absolute destruction, but medicine can't wait. If a doctor sees a child with a fever, he can't wait for endless tests. He has to act on what is there. The risk of delay is so enormous that we can't wait until we are absolutely sure the patient is dying.”
“[The most important factor in making a good picture is] to know who or what you are photographing. It is not about photography; it should be about life.”
“I'm really interested in having a studio one day and being a filmmaker.”
“I welcome the Democrats' ideas on Social Security. I think it is very important to make a bipartisan reform.”
“I had my own dump truck of bad karma waiting for me somewhere ahwad. I had certainly earned it, but I raced to avoid it if I could; there was no way I wanted to fell that.”

Source : Kevin Hearne (2013). “Hunted: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Six”, p.96, Del Rey
“If there was no fear, how could there be comfort? Or courage?”
“The Christian religion is the religion of our country. From it are derived our nation, on the character of God, on the great moral Governor of the universe. On its doctrines are founded the peculiarities of our free Institutions. From no source has this author drawn more conspicuously than from the sacred Scriptures. From all these extracts from the Bible, I make no apology.”
“Most of the problems that plague our society - addiction, overeating, crime, domestic violence, prejudice, debt, unwanted pregnancy, educational failure, underperformance at school and work, lack of savings, failure to exercise - are in some degree a failure of self-control.”

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