"Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom."

-- Alan King

#Worry Quotes #Faces Quotes #Enough Quotes

“On pragmatistic principles, if the hypothesis of God works satisfactorily in the widest sense of the word, it is true.”
“I think of my shows as family reunions. I give 100% every time. I just do. It's a huge therapeutic release. Also I love my touring family. And I love my audiences very much.”
“Well, what do you know," Pham said. "Butterflies in jackboots.”
“I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.”
“Often dismissed or underestimated by political opponents, President Reagan had the most valuable weapon in the political arsenal: a bond with the people.”
“I made music on Seven the same way as on the other albums. I only used acoustic instruments... I'm looking for instruments that have vocal sounds, forgotten instruments like the guimbri... The first and second albums were about the voice, what came before. This album is about introducing those sounds into modern, Western life,”
“No heating system can deliver perfectly uniform temperatures throughout a house, and drafts can magnify the perceived difference in temperatures. Try walking around with a thermometer.”
“Farmers since the beginning of time have been feeding the world very successfully without systematically abusing animals or destroying the environment. But we're breeding food that is less safe for us, it tastes much worse than it ever has in history, and it's wreaking havoc on the environment in a way that it never did in history before. All in the interest of it being cheap.”

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