"I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed."

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George Carlin

#Change Quotes #Dollars Quotes #Machines Quotes

“The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon.”
“Back in the 70s it cost 15-20$ a shot for the film, the processing, and the contact sheet, now itâ€™s twice that.”
“Rapport? You mean like, You'll run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can?”
“When you are a startup you need to hire very fast, and sometimes you have to restructure very fast.”

Source : Source: www.businessinsider.com
“You, of all people, deserve a happy ending.”
“A religion shapes the world of its believers by identifying questions that need answers and providing answers that people 'know' to be true. ”
“I usually have to find something where I go, "I have to do this." Sometimes you don't even know what the question you're trying to answer is, but you go, "This is something I need to explore and want to explore, and it's inside me in a way that I think I can do a good job with."”

Source : "Director John Lee Hancock Talks SAVING MR. BANKS, Why He Takes Time Between Projects, Working with Disney’s Legal Department, and THE AMERICAN CAN". Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub, collider.com. December 18, 2013.
“With God's help, I've not had a drink in nine and a half years. That's my whole story right there. And because of that, I'm doing this. I'm making records, I'm touring. I was so involved in just getting brain damaged, I wasn't doing anything. I had great ideas, many notebooks filled with notes, some of them I can read and some of them I just can't read, but I really didn't do anything constructive, it was all just good ideas. Now I'm trying to lead a constructive life a day at a time.”

Source : Source: alltheseletters.com

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