"I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

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“The faith of the Latter-day Saints and the teaching that I have had since I was a child at my mother's knee, as well as from this stand, is that the Constitution of our country was written by men inspired of the Lord God Almighty. Therefore we, as Latter-day Saints, more than any other people, ought to be supporters of the Constitution, and all constitutional law.”
“A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.”
“The survival of love depends on the management of change.”

Source : Ari Kiev (1984). “How to Keep Love Alive”, HarperCollins Publishers
“Your genetics load the gun. Your lifestyle pulls the trigger.”
“If literature is to transcend political interference and return to being a testimony of man and his existential predicament, it needs first to break away from ideology. To be without "isms," is to return to the individual and to return to viewing the world through the eyes of the writer, an individual who relies on his own perceptions and does not act as a spokesman for the people. The people already have rulers and election campaigners speaking in their name.”
“The good is not a category that interests me.”

Source : "Exploring the Unmaterial World". Wired Interview, www.wired.com. June 1, 2000.
“I don't get much out of doing a red carpet.”
“The old liberal rebelled against taxation without responsibility, the new liberal wants the taxation as a handout without responsibility.”

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