"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking"

-- Artie Lange

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“In the field of Artificial Intelligence there is no more iconic and controversial milestone than the Turing Test, when a computer convinces a sufficient number of interrogators into believing that it is not a machine but rather is a human. It is fitting that such an important landmark has been reached at the Royal Society in London, the home of British Science and the scene of many great advances in human understanding over the centuries. This milestone will go down in history as one of the most exciting.”

Source : "Computer Simulating 13-year-old Boy Becomes First to Pass Turing Test". www.reading.ac.uk. June 09, 2014.
“Try to find if something out there is similar. If it's already being done, now you need to find out if you can do it better or cheaper. If you have a good product and no one's buying, improve it and tweak it.”

Source : Interview with Deborah Jeanne Sergeant, medium.com. December 12, 2015.
“I like 'Donnie Darko;' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.”
“I want to go as far as it will take me. I would love to go pro, but if that doesn't happen, I am a gourmet chef and would like to open my own restaurant.”
“The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as you're learning you're not old.”
“We eat the way we eat because we are afraid to feel what we feel.”

Source : FaceBook post by Geneen Roth from Mar 30, 2012
“Faith activates God - Fear activates the Enemy.”
“While there's time left, I want to do different kinds of things.”

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