"God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Sound Quotes #Shows Quotes

“Shadows are cool and peaceful places for those whose minds are overstocked with treasure.”

Source : Eva Ibbotson (2008). “The Secret Countess”, p.24, Pan Macmillan
“I'm inspired by other people's creativity, just seeing things happen and wondering where they come from. That gets my mind going. Even if it's just wanting to know how something works.”
“Just as iron rusts from disuse, even so does inaction spoil the intellect.”
“Design is the application of intent - the opposite of happenstance, and an antidote to accident.”
“Al Gore has made no serious attempt to level the playing field for U.S. agriculture exports, which have fallen 16 percent in the last three years. And Al Gore has opposed every serious proposal to provide American farmers with meaningful tax relief.”
“I do believe everything happens for a reason, and Iâ€™m extremely grateful for that day because it led me into this life!”
“The brave die never, though they sleep in dust: Their courage nerves a thousand living men.”

Source : Minot Judson Savage (1884). “Poems of modern thought”
“I get along with everyone except for men my age, who are bourgeois or retired or boring.”

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