"I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music"."

-- Demetri Martin

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“There are laws for everything except the harm families do.”
“Before this war is over, I intend to be a Major General or a corpse.”
“That's what they do to whatever I was - 19 or something. You're the baby hooker. You can ask any woman my age and we've all played baby hookers.”
“I have decided not to die.”
“One reason for the tremendous increase in health-care costs in the U.S. is managerial neglect of the "hotel services" by the people who dominate the hospital, such as doctors and nurses.”
“APA is another evolution in my career; they have unique vision and share my goals for the future. I look forward to expanding our horizons together.”

Source : "Paul Oakenfold Leaves WME for APA (Exclusive)" by Shirley Halperin, www.hollywoodreporter.com. October 11, 2011.
“Being unique is highly over rated.”

Source : "Working Class Zero". Book by Rob Payne, 2003.
“I'm in complete remission. I'm alive and well.”

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