"There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Jobs Quotes #Thinking Quotes #People Quotes

“Do not be taken in by 'insiderisms.' Fledgling columnists, eager to impress readers with their grasp of journalistic jargon, are drawn to such arcane spellings as 'lede.' Where they lede, do not follow.”
“If you have the passion to do something, work hard, stay honest and nothing can stop you to accomplish it.”
“Physics can be difficult sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean always. And by Physics, I mean everything.”
“Real talent doesn't always win championships, like real music doesn't always win Grammys.”
“The screen is a magic medium. It has such power that it can retain interest as it conveys emotions and moods that no other art form can hope to tackle.”
“Quite often, most of us are defined first by our vital statistics - our sex, our height, our weight, the colour of our eyes and then we're defined by our job.”
“God is not upset that Gandhi was not a Christian, because God is not a Christian! All of God's children and their different faiths help us to realize the immensity of God.”
“My Department has already recognised this and has been working specifically on the technical support issue since January and will offer advice to schools during the Autumn term.”

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