"They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones."

-- Milton Berle

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“I believe that every man can multiply his own ability by almost constant wordless realization of his unity with his Source. I have, myself, made that feeling so much a part of me that I actually feel myself to be an extension of the Source; that my works are not my own, but interpretations of this Source.”
“I wanted to further my education, so I went on to get a Ph.D. in electrical engineering and came back and served about ten years in the Canadian Navy as what we call a combat systems engineer.”
“The lake at Neverland is right in the very front, and you just want to dive in.”
“I always had a sense that clothes, be it uniform or vintage, could help to create a character.”
“I think the secret to happiness is having a Teflon soul. Whatever comes your way, you either let it slide or you cook with it.”

Source : "12 Movie Stars Who Experienced Career Resurrections", www.indiewire.com. October 31, 2013.
“In this age, in this country, public sentiment is everything. With it, nothing can fail; against it, nothing can succeed. Whoever molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes, or pronounces judicial decisions.”
“Gregory Corso used to get really pissed when people called Bob Dylan a 'poet.' After writing poetry for a few years, I can understand that.”
“I don't like losing a ballgame any more than a salesman likes losing a sale.”

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