"A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid."

-- Jack Benny

#Laughter Quotes #Kids Quotes #Twelve Quotes

“It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.”
“The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers”
“When I was a child, I wanted to be an actor, but I had really bad buckteeth. I didn't want to get braces, but my mom said I couldn't be an actor if I didn't get the braces. So, I got the braces.”
“The intensive and concerted effort to exclude references to religion or God from public places is an attack on our founding principles. It's an attempt to bolster a growing reliance on the government--especially the judiciary--as the source of our rights. But if our rights are not unalienable, if they don't come from a source higher than ourselves, then they're malleable at the will of the state. This is a prescription for tyranny.”

Source : Mark R. Levin (2006). “Men in Black: How the Supreme Court Is Destroying America”, p.53, Regnery Publishing
“If love be good, from whence cometh my woe?”
“Lawyers earn a living by the sweat of browbeating others.”
“It is to create the best Games the world has ever seen by unlocking the UK's unrivalled passion for sport, by delivering the best Games for athletes to compete in, by showcasing London's unmatched cultural wealth and diversity and by creating a real and lasting legacy.”
“Illness reduces man to his basic state: a cloaca in which the chemical processes continue. The meaningless hegemony of the involuntary.”

Source : Paul Bowles (2002). “The Sheltering Sky: Let it Come Down ; The Spider's House”

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