"I don't have a computer. I'm going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not twice, people."

-- Kathleen Madigan

#Rocks Quotes #People Quotes #Waiting Quotes

“Which founders have these presidents cited - and why? What did, say, President [Ronald] Reagan's view of George Washington, or President [Bill] Clinton's view of Thomas Jefferson, tell us about their view of America and where they intended to lead the country?In many cases, it told us a lot about the president.”
“The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather better adults than you have been.”
“I think that there comes a point in the life of every young person to break away from the intimacy that they share with their parents. It is not to say that the intimacy is lost, but that it needs to change as children forge an autonomous identity and make their way into the adult world.”
“I like the idea of the objecthood of music being destabilized by process and things like improvisation. That's what empowers us; that's how we make each day new as players, as people.”
“Belatedly, she realized something else. â€œDo you â€¦ have anything?â€ He didnâ€™t seem to have recovered from her last comment. â€œBut do you mean â€” wait, do I have what?â€ She slitted her eyes at him. â€œSomething important.â€ â€œLike what? The phone number for the White House?â€ A moment later, under her withering glare, realization dawned. â€œOh.â€ His was the expression of someone who has run out of gas in the middle of the desert, miles from help. â€œI â€¦”
“Teams are made up of a lot of components. They're made up of hunger, they're made up of desire, they're made up of chemistry, and they're made up of emotion.”
“Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.”
“When you're doing improv for seven years, you're an old soul of the improv world.”

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