"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

-- Steven Wright

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“I think they should take everyone who works for The National Enquirer and the Star, and everyone who works for Us Weekly, and put them all to work looking for terrorists. I think they would find the terrorists. All of them. It would be genius!”
“Could it be that by protecting our kids from unhappiness as children, weâ€™re depriving them of happiness as adults?”

Source : "How to Land Your Kid in Therapy" by Lori Gottlieb, www.theatlantic.com. July 2011.
“I often talked to Bing Crosby, and while I liked him, I never understood why he was so popular. To me his voice was just a gimmick.”
“I love writing and do not know why it is considered such a difficult, agonizing profession.”
“A blog is neither a diary nor a journal. Many people think of blogging in relation to those two things, confessional or practical. It is neither but includes elements of both.”

Source : "'Look, I existed then too'". Interview with Natalie Hanman, www.theguardian.com. August 10, 2007.
“I am a loyalist and I really absolutely love film.”
“I think the most insulting thing you can do to a director is to challenge when he or she is satisfied with your interpretation.”
“I think comedy is drama, often. It's hard to have comedy over a period of time - commercials are one thing, but over a period of time - comedy and tragedy go hand in hand.”

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