"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights"

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Jay London

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Morning Quotes

“The simplest things give me ideas.”
“It is not important to be better than someone else, but to be better than yesterday.”
“I certainly hope my music is in no way, shape or form influenced by anything that would be known as a jam band. If it is, then I'm going to do something else.”
“Too much thinking is a bad thing sometimes.”
“Movies such as 'Citizen Kane' and 'The Front Page' portrayed an era when driven newspapermen would do anything to get a story. The U.K.'s rough-and-tumble Fleet Street remains something of a throwback to that era, as demonstrated by the recent phone-hacking scandal - which led to the demise of yet another century-old paper, the 'News of the World.'”
“Believing in myself has always been hard. For a long time, I constantly compared myself to others, and it took away from the energy I could have been putting into my career.”

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“An Affront to the Rule of Law and to the Constitution Itself”
“Put it back in the horse!”

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