"Put it back in the horse!"

-- H. Allen Smith

#Horse Quotes #Drinking Quotes

“We became the songs we wrote.”

Source : "Q&A: Mann & Weil on surving as songwriters". Interview with Steve Sailer, www.upi.com. July 25, 2002.
“If the Labour party goes back to reasserting its socialist and democratic beliefs, that's where I belong.”
“Even though you really don't feel like you're motivated to go to the gym, remember how good you felt after the last time you went. Keep that in the forefront of your brain.”
“You can't call it a sport. You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass. All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match.”
“The notion of infinity is our greatest friend; it is also the greatest enemy of our peace of mind.”
“I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.”
“What an amazing day," Bree said, stretching in her seat. "Thanks to me and my weather charm." I said lightly. Robbie and Hunter both looked at me in alarm. "You didn't," Said Robbie. "You didn't," Said Hunter. I was enjoying this. "Maybe I did, maybe I didn't." Hunter looked upset. "You can't be serious!" Cahn't, I thought. Cahn too.”
“I'm already hot, you could say I'm pre-heated. If money talks, mine's telling your's to 'be seated”

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