"I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial."

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Jen Kirkman

#Tired Quotes #Thinking Quotes #America Quotes

“Enough fine weather and money and a few memorable meals make any place desirable.”
“Whenever I get frustrated, I tell myself, you could be working at a 7-Eleven right now, so never take for granted what you do for a living.”
“I've found that luck is quite predictable.”
“Now, occasionally I will still have that quarter pounder because I love fast food, but you have to keep it to a minimum.”
“Thatâ€™s the worst way to miss somebody. When theyâ€™re right beside you and you miss them anyway.”
“Knowledge is an unending adventure at the edge of uncertainty.”
“I understand how important hair is to a woman's self-esteem and confidence.”
“Living, just by itself - what a dirge that is! Life is a classroom and Boredom's the usher, there all the time to spy on you; whatever happens, you've got to look as if you were awfully busy all the time doing something that's terribly exciting -or he'll come along and nibble your brain.”

Source : "Journey to the End of the Night". Book by Louis-Ferdinand Celine, 1932.

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