"I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker."

-- Michael McIntyre

#Witty Quotes #Mean Quotes #Shelves Quotes

“The aggressive use of wiretaps is important: It shows that we are targeting white-collar insider-trading rings with the same powerful investigative tools that have worked so successfully against the mob and drug cartels.”

Source : "Preet Bharara: The enforcer of Wall Street" by William D. Cohan, fortune.com. August 2, 2011.
“Songwriting can be cathartic, but then you just keep it private. If you're going to play out and have other people listen to you, then you need to make sure there's some point to what you're saying.”
“My friends thought I was crazy, that I should wait until I was dead. But I was determined. It is easy to promise but action is different.”
“From the very first, I knew that it would be so...I smiled to myself, and said, "That -- and none other.”
“The means of many outweigh the means of the few or one.”
“Emerge gently from matter into Spirit.”
“R-E-L-A-X. I'm still getting paid millions of dollars.”
“As I get older every year, I'm eating better. As a kid, who can turn down chips and candy? But I'm getting better.”

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