"By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long."

-- Artie Lange

#Long Quotes #Age Quotes #Plans Quotes

“Well, acting is cheap; I knew all these actors who weren't in the Screen Actors Guild yet, and it happened that they were all just about thirty years old.”
“Today, the European Union is busy transferring aid. If they can build infrastructure in Spain, roads, highways ... why do they refuse to use the same aid to build the same infrastructure in our countries?”
“The thing is, unfortunately, I write the best songs when I'm miserable.”
“The Jews belong to a dark and repulsive force. One knows how numerous this clique is, how they stick together and what power they exercise through their unions. They are a nation of rascals and deceivers.”
“Thatâ€™s the problem with you nearly immortal types,â€ I said. â€œYou couldnâ€™t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.”
“No one who was not by nature a lover of logic, and an extreme precisian in the use of words and phrases, could have written the two "Alice" books.”

Source : "The Lewis Carroll Picture Book". Book by Stuart Dodgson Collingwood, 1899.
“People like Elizabeth Dole have given too much power to the special interests.”

Source : "North Carolina race remains tight" by Martin Kady Ii, www.politico.com. September 09, 2008.
“The strong point of American research universities is the manner in which trustees, presidents and other senior executives retain a considerable amount of decision-making authority while at the same time maintaining a culture of open exchange and participatory debate.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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