"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."

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Steven Wright

#Inspirational Quotes #Life Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Isn't it nice of the IRS to tell the media where to ambush me before they tell me that the U.S. Attorney is suing me?”
“It's true that there are younger people making films, and there are different kinds of films. This has created some attention in what's coming out of Greece, and people like to find a way to name this new ethnic cinema. It's not like there's a movement, or a common philosophy in making these films. They're just things that happened, and now people are paying attention to it.”
“You will never know the feeling of a driver when winning a race. The helmet hides feelings that cannot be understood.”
“Big goals get big results. No goals gets no results or somebody else's results.”
“Modern man's difficulties, dangerous beliefs and feelings of loneliness, spiritual emptiness,and personal weakness are caused by his illusions about, and separation from, the natural world.”
“A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.”

Source : Eda J. LeShan (1967). “The Conspiracy Against Childhood”, New York : Atheneum
“The music I love listening to is more of the Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Dido, Jewel, Nora Jones, Joss Stone, a bit more of that organic live-instrumentation feel.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Believe it or not, I got into the charismatic, shady, sly heart of Sedgewick Bell by watching CNN and C-SPAN.”

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