"My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language.""

-- Morey Amsterdam

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“I was forced to go to Cotillion when I was in seventh grade. So I learned what fork is what and dance steps.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“There is nothing to fear, because you cannot fail... only learn, grow and become better than you've ever been before.”

Source : FaceBook post by Hal Elrod from Jun 21, 2013
“Obviously there's something very seductive about movies, which can be attractive in a bad way if you're doing them for the wrong reasons â€” for money, or for fame. I hope I won't ever do that. I don't feel at home in L.A., I feel like I'm on holiday. It's nice to dip your feet in occasionally, but I think it's probably quite unhealthy to spend too much time there at once.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.”
“The question I wanted to answer was, could I train my mind to be happy the same way one trains ones body?”
“I tried to think of my knowledge, but it was a squirrel's heap of winter nuts. There was no strength in my knowledge any more and I felt small and naked as a new-hatched bird.”
“I've done comedy most of my career, which I love, but I wanted to expand.”

Source : Interview with Noel Murray, www.avclub.com. September 15, 2010.
“If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed.”

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