"I kind of consider myself... I mean, I try to have my comedy be accessible, and if people are paying $30 to see me in a theater and they want to have their picture taken with me, it's not the end of the world. It's one of those things, where I'm not the only comic who does it. A lot of comics do it. If I'm doing a 4,000-seat venue, it might be a little bit of a different task, but it's all good."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Taken Quotes #Mean Quotes #People Quotes

“Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.”
“Those who desire to remain intoxicated by Reality do not require artificial intoxicants. Indulging in false things will only increase falsity, for every direction is indeed infinite. Those who desire the truly genuine Thing proceed of themselves with great intensity so as to progress in their sadhana.”
“Take me to the Brig. I want to see the "real Marines".”
“Sometimes I think that no situation actually fits the technical definition of irony, and that the word just sort of hangs out in the linguistic ether singing a Siren song that's designed to crash the unsuspecting against the jagged rocks of pedantry.”
“The real work is in the Heart: Wake up your Heart! Because when the heart is completely awake, Then it needs no Friend.”
“The U.S. cannot go it alone simply when it is convenient.”
“Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable than I did previously.”
“A little bit of suspicion is a dangerous thing; a drop from a pipette of poison into a bucket of otherwise clean water.”

Source : Bella Pollen (2011). “Midnight Cactus”, p.218, Pan Macmillan

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