"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

#Witty Quotes #Humor Quotes #Kickboxing Quotes

“Whatever you do in life, yoga shows you how to do it better.”
“Partly I was honing my self-consciousness into a torture device, sharp and efficient enough to last me the rest of my life.”
“Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred between motorist and pedestrian, these manifestations seem to constitute the ultimate in righteous wrath.”
“It's a great feeling to know that 100 cops want to stop you doing something and they can't.”
“Advertisers have become scared of talking about certain issues because they don't want to upset an American family. I think it's a shame because there are things we want to talk to our kids about. So to be able to talk about LGBT issues on our shows. To be able to to talk about sex on our shows. Now if you're like, "I'm going to do an episode talking to kids about sex," on a network that's hard to do!”

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“Nothings ever real until its real.”
“I tell young entrepreneurs to use the leader in their industry as a benchmark as they work to create their own brand. Dont look at what your competition is doing - if you emulate the leader in your industry, you will achieve a higher level of engagement with consumers and make their buying experience richer.”
“I think people find it weird that I have a lot of long antique-lace dresses that I wear with boots.”

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