"The New York Police Department says Iran has conducted surveillance inside New York City. They say Iranian operatives are using special mobile surveillance units. I believe they're called taxi cabs."

-- Jay Leno

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“I think the culture is changing. An example of that is that the commanders truly want the very best person for the job regardless of gender.”
“That morning she pours Teacher's over my belly and licks it off. That afternoon she tries to jump out the window.”
“Language is the net that holds thought trapped within a particular culture. But if one could only strike the ball with sufficient force, with perfect timing, it would perhaps break through the netting, continue on its course, never fall to earth, but go into orbit around the world.”

Source : David Lodge (2011). “The Campus Trilogy: Changing Places; Small World; Nice Work”, p.342, Penguin
“The spirit world speaks to us through the heart. The more we open our hearts and raise our own vibrations, the easier the connection.”
“Stop looking for the perfect church. It does not exist. Even if it did exist, the moment we joined it, it would no longer be perfect!”
“If you really think about it, when watching television, you have product placement all the time.”
“Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people.”
“I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.”

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