"There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Perception Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Eras Quotes

“The Church's basic moral principle regarding reproductive technologies is this: if a given technology assists the marital embrace in achieving its natural end, it can be morally acceptable, even praiseworthy. However, if it replaces the marital embrace as the means by which the child is conceived, it's not in keeping with God's design.”
“When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.”
“You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold.”
“He who cures a disease may be the skillfullest, but he that prevents it is the safest physician.”
“A car for every purse and purpose.”

Source : Alfred P Sloan (2015). “My Years With General Motors”, p.512, eNet Press
“A prayer in its simplest definition is merely a wish turned Godward.”
“It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.”
“I dreamed impossible dreams. And the dreams turned out beyond anything I could possibly imagine. You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet.”

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