"I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Laughing Quotes #Insane Quotes #Stranger Quotes

“Iâ€™m going with Darrelle Revis.”
“As children gath'ring pebbles on the shore. Or if I would delight my private hours With music or with poem, where so soon As in our native language can I find That solace?”
“You can be entrepreneurial even if you donâ€™t want to be in business. You can be a social entrepreneur focused on the not-for-profit sector. You can be an agriculture entrepreneur if you want to change how people think about farming. You can be a policy entrepreneur if you want to go into government. The idea of an entrepreneur is really thinking out of the box and taking risks and stepping up to major challenges.”
“A lot of the time when I write about the person that I love, I feel like I'm writing about New York.”
“My mantra has always been to have zero regrets in life. Everything I do at one speed, I go all-out.”
“I wish I had more time to read. I do love books.”

Source : "PARADE Readers Chat With Wilson Phillips". parade.com. April 23, 2012.
“My passionate sense of social justice and social responsibility has always contrasted oddly with my pronounced lack of need for direct contact with other human beings and human communities. I am truly a 'lone traveler' and have never belonged to my country, my home, my friends, or even my immediate family, with my whole heart; in the face of all these ties, I have never lost a sense of distance and a need for solitudeâ€¦”
“La raison du plus fort est toujours la meilleure. The reason of the strongest is always the best.”

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