"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?"

-- Steven Wright

#Night Quotes #Lasts Quotes #Roommate Quotes

“Every person is a possibility. The hopeless romantics feel it most acutely, but even for others, the only way to keep going is to see every person as a possibility.”
“The blues is a low down achin' chill,”
“Rome endured as long as there were Romans. America will endure as long as we remain American in spirit and in thought.”
“I learned a long time ago that at the end of the day, the only stat that counts is points, The other ones are significant, but I'd much rather have the right score on the board. At the end of the day, that's what we're worried about.”
“Happiness and suffering do not depend on being poor or rich, they depend on having the right or wrong understanding in our mind.”
“There is a constant need for new systems and new software.”
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'”
“Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare.”

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