"I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out."

-- Jack Dee

#Long Quotes #Function Quotes #Wells Quotes

“Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication”
“I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs..”
“As a sensitive filmmaker, I think you have to really be careful in how you explore it. Not that you can't tell any story you want - I'm not calling for censorship or anything. But if you're going to have violence, I think it's important to deal with the consequences of that on a human level, not just to make people laugh.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“When you have a sorrow that is too great it leaves no room for any other.”
“I didn't have a childhood.”
“The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.”

Source : As quoted in"Be Free!: Keys to Success and Happiness in Every Aspect of Your Life" by Slavica Bogdanov, (p. 45), October 12, 2012.
“When the world shoves you around, you just gotta stand up and shove back. It's not like somebody's gonna save you if you start babbling excuses.”
“God is love? Not bloody likely.”

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