"President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama."

-- Jay Leno

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“You don't know when you're twenty-three. You don't know what it really means to crawl into someone else's life and stay there. You can't see all the ways you're going to get tangled, how you're going to bond skin to skin. How the idea of separating will feel in five years, in ten - in fifteen. When Georgie thought about divorce now, she imagined lying side by side with Neal on two operating tables while a team of doctors tried to unthread their vascular systems. She didn't know at twenty-three.”
“When men no longer have the least fear of saying something untrue, they very soon have no fear whatsoever of doing something unjust.”
“I'm an actor. I'm just a creative person. I figure if I wasn't a good writer, I'd take to renovating homes... not renovating... decorating homes.”

Source : "Interview: Andrea Gabriel from ‘Lost’". Interview with Emma Loggins, www.fanbolt.com. March 2, 2010.
“We will not bend or fail until the blood of every last Jew from the youngest child to the oldest elder is spilt to redeem our land!”

Source : "The Legacy of Islamic AntiSemitism: From Sacred Texts to Solemn History" by Andrew Boston, Prometheus Books, (p. 682), 2008.
“Women have no wilderness in them They are provident instead Content in the tight hot cell of their hearts To eat dusty bread.”
“Passion alone could destroy passion. All the thinking in the world could not make so much as a dent in its surface.”
“Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.”
“I want to support the view that the foundation of reality itself is a unified, indeterminate maze of possibilities.”

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