"I'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Guy Quotes #Midwest Quotes #Towns Quotes

“Never, never be afraid to do what's right.”
“A lot of it is backlash against all this political correctness that's going on.”

Source : Source: www.washingtonpost.com
“I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing.”
“I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.”
“All cultures forged by nationsâ€”the noble indigenous past of America, the brilliant civilization of Europe, the wise history of Asian nations, and the ancestral wealth of Africa and Oceaniaâ€”are corroded by the American way of life. In this way, neoliberalism imposes the destruction of nations and groups of nations in order to reconstruct them according to a single model. This is a planetary war, of the worst and cruelest kind, waged against humanity.”
“I love kids, but they are a tough audience.”
“I'm not a person who thinks the world would be entirely different if it was run by women. If you think that, you've forgotten what high school was like.”
“As somebody who's kind of a technophile, I'm interested in how traditional and digital publishing connect. Maybe ten years ago they were seen as antagonists, but now they complement each other. There's data that shows digital sales actually drive print sales. And even the ways in which pictures and words, text and image, interact - we're seeing these books that are very hard to categorize. All of that is very exciting to me.”

Source : Source: www.hbook.com

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