"My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Son Quotes #Motorcycle Quotes

“I think true romance is dry schizophrenic... but life would be so boring without true love, so I guess you just roll with it.”

Source : Source: coupdemainmagazine.com
“Too bad you can't quote the look on my face.”
“But I said that you could still want something that is very unlikely to happen.”
“Freedom is the default position. Everything the government does takes away some of our freedom... That's why we have a constitution, to restrain the government.”

Source : "Super Bowl and Super Tuesday". www.foxnews.com. February 5, 2008.
“I tried to make a list of films where there's two men and one woman and I realized there's films like this everywhere.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Never frown even when ur sad, coz u never know whose falling in love with ur smile!”
“Friends and family are vitally important for an individual who is struggling to return to the gospel path. Those around such a person must refrain from judging. They must do all they can to show love.”
“Technology requires knowledge and expertise more than it requires money.”

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