"How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?"

-- Judy Tenuta

#Suicide Quotes #Suicidal Quotes #Dating Quotes

“I'm not necessarily a happy person. I don't think that happiness is always the right response to a situation. I think we've come to a point in time where people are saying, "Oh, you know, loss and change, that's just normal."”
“Sex is the refuge of the mindless. And the more mindless the woman, the more deeply embedded in the male "culture," in short, the nicer she is, the more sexual she is. The nicest women in our "society" are raving sex maniacs.”

Source : Valerie Solanas (1971). “SCUM manifesto”
“For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.”

Source : "Fever Pitch". Book by Nick Hornby, 1992.
“I was very spiritual as a kid. I think I felt and thought about things a lot more deeply than most of the other kids my age. I wanted to help people.”
“Even if itâ€™s not your ideal life, you can always choose it. No matter what your life is, choosing it changes everything.”
“But there is that about well-intentioned advice that has the opposite effect of the one intended, and causes a Spanish fly of perversity to enter into the hitherto passive soul.”
“If I had had to struggle at the beginning like most actors... Id never have stuck it out. But having such complete success at the beginning, I was stuck with being an actor for life.”
“I think we simply all like to project ourselves into somebody else - somebody who is better-looking, richer, smarter. It's comforting. It's escapism, and that, of course, is what the movies are supposed to be all about. Ultimately, I think it's just part of human nature to pretend.”

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