"You know how it is when youâ€™re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think thereâ€™s one more step? Iâ€™m like that all the time."

-- Steven Wright

#Time Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Steps Quotes

“It is a woman's reason to say I will do such a thing because I will.”
“I think in a couple of weeks, the question of all these bad write-offs will be behind us because everybody is going to throw in the towel on bad accounting.”
“As soon as you start talking about Scouting, there's an immediate connection and brotherhood.”
“The lesson here, and my advice for other developers, is to find a way that you can quantify for people what your product is worth. We were leery to do it ourselves, but being near Vetro when they did, the auction was a good technique for that. No one wants to be first, and the auction proved to people that others were buying and gave them that boost of confidence they needed.”
“We do not take humor seriously enough.”
“To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.”

Source : " A New Dictionary of Quotations on Historical Principles from Ancient and Modern Sources" by H. L. Mencken, 1942.
“There's nothing that I love more than predawn. I'm with the dogs, I make coffee, and there's no one up.”
“I tend to wake up in the middle of the night with ideas crying to be documented.”

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