"Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to appear innocent in what we desire to be most cunning."

-- Norm MacDonald

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“That is why it is so important to let certain things go. To release them. To cut loose. People need to understand that no one is playing with marked cards; sometimes we win and sometimes we lose. Don't expect to get anything back, don't expect recognition for your efforts, don't expect your genius to be discovered or your love to be understood. Complete the circle. Not out of pride, inability or arrogance, but simply because whatever it is no longer fits in your life. Close the door, change the record, clean the house, get rid of the dust. Stop being who you were and become who you are.”
“Once he became a series character, I made the conscious choice that he would never act like a series character, never wink at the reader, never pull his punches. Better for him, better for me.”
“What doesn't draw you into a Coen Bros. movie. It's amazing. I can't believe it! They're the Coen Bros. It's ridiculous.”
“I'm really close to my family. As I get older, it's like they're the only people I really talk to.”
“American Danish can be doughy, heavy, sticky, tasting of prunes and is usually wrapped in cellophane. Danish Danish is light, crisp, buttery and often tastes of marzipan or raisins; it is seldom wrapped in anything but loving care.”
“When people travel here from across the country, they shed jealousies and politics and prejudices. The mighty climb down. The humble are elevated.”
“Once bitten, you seldom lose the political bug.”
“I'll never have a stylist.”

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