"The worst thing about losing this job: Iâ€™m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare."

-- Jay Leno

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“What is called generosity is usually only the vanity of giving; we enjoy the vanity more than the thing given.”
“All concord's born of contraries.”
“Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous.”
“I'm sure you're very nice, but you'd be even nicer if you went away.”

Source : Alexandre Dumas (1986). “The Three Musketeers”, Putnam Juvenile
“The suffering of a soul that can suffer greatly -- that and only that, is tragedy.”
“Did I choose this life of illusion? Don't be mad. My bed was made, I just lied in it.”
“You can get so well educated in America that your thoughts become detached from common sense. You can get so complicated in your thinking that the obvious isn't real to you anymore.”
“It is up to you to decide who to believe: the same people as usual or those who endanger their lives to save the country.”

Source : "Ecuador's leader hotly denies FARC gave him money". www.cnn.com. July 19, 2009.

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