"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life."

-- Steven Wright

#Monday Quotes #Way Quotes #Awful Quotes

“During a visit to California, when a friend of my grandmother's told my parents that I must be deaf because I was not responding to sounds, my father was absolutely convinced that I was simply being stubborn.”
“Beyond Bookchinâ€, David Watson, of Fifth Estate, argues that aboriginal society represents a viable Utopia. He quotes favourably the anthropologist Marshall Sahlins; â€œWe are inclined to think of hunters and gatherers as poor because they donâ€™t have anything, perhaps better to think of them for that reason as free.”
“It means the most when your team always supports you.”
“Do believe that if we fail to act in time, it will be the single biggest regret any of us has at the end of our lives.”
“I love music/sounds that have a passion, a fire, an energy I can connect with. I love angry sounding beat tracks, dark sounds for sure but I also love delicate sounds, they both connect I think. Discharge back in 1980 was a big explosion in sound for me to hear the anger and the energy, still an influence on me. Miles Davis has been an influence, as much as John Coltrane, Brian Eno, John Hassel. So much around me has influenced me: my everyday life, everything around me, the family, etc.... It has an impact.”
“These acts of mass murder were intended to frighten our nation into chaos and retreat.But they have failed; our country is strong.”
“Of all cities in the United States I have seen, San Francisco is the most beautiful.”
“Sure, Messi and Ronaldo have scored more goals than me. But I won the treble!”

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